Home to Mistress of the Lighter
The Vegetarian Vampiretm
I love you, too, man.
But, you ain't gettin' my V8!
to my digs! (Such as they are.) Now
that you're here, take a load off and let's visit awhile.
Who knows what we might
cook up? Someone might stop by that you're just dyin' to sit and chew the
`Cause you never know who you might
meet here at... Nightmarez
my place seems a little bare, ya'll can blame the darned movers. Seems
they lost all my furniture! Last time I heard, it was down in Ensenada...
If you happen to see it, let me know, won't ya? Jeeze, you'd think I was
Carmen San Diego! If ya'll wanna help me look... you can play
the Vampi game!
This site wouldn't mean a thing if is wasn't for you. So...Ya'll
be sure to take my poll now, ya hear?
Perhaps you're wonderin' what a bat
girl like me is doin' in a place like this... Well, you see, I'm Native
and Politically Incorrect. I can tell ya, it ain't easy being
a vegetarian vampire!
I have a pet monster, "Fluffy,"
who lives in the basement... for a VERY good reason!
I host a "celebrity horror chat
show" called (You have to guess?) NIghtmarez
Cafe Tv! Cheryl
Duran (the originator of NC and publisher of Monster
News) was our founding Executive
Producer... and a very, very nice person. Reggie
Bannister (Phantasm) is the Director
(and my best bud) and my (DVC) videographer-extraordinaire is Joe
Garcia also known as "Count
Ramone Ramone - The Puerto Rican Vampire."
If ya'll don't get NCTV on your
local cable, and ya' wanna bring Vampi a little closer ta' home, ya'll
can order VHS copies from right here! Just click on the little film thingy
to find out all about it!
We've had some pretty neat folks
on NCTV... you might wanna check out who we've dug up since the show began
in 1997. It's really kinda neat... just click on the little doo-dad here...
Like all good little talk show hosts,
I'm writing a book... a cookbook, of course. "Vampi's
Celebrity Vegetarian Recipe Cookbook"! A feast for the soul, the tum-tum,
and the collector, this is THE cookbook of all celebrity cookbooks!
We've even added a little recipe for the Holidays...
Hey! I'm a vegetarian, not a RABBIT!
If ya'll ever wondered... what in Halloween a vegetarian
vampire would eat... ya'll should visit the Gardenburger
Since I like to write so
much (Yeah, sure!), and I have this show, "we" (i.e. the Director) decided
I should also do film reviews... Vampi's
"An American Werewolf In Paris" Film Review!
I also wrote a story about a dearly
Also wrote "The Woman of Phantasm: It's a Different Take!" It's a behind
the scenes look at...well, the women in front of the camera
and behind the scenes of Phantasm! Phantasm
IV is coming out this fall... You're not gonna wanna miss it.... BOOYYYYs
(or girls). Reggie's
BACK in his starring role!
And, because I OBVIOUSLY have too much
time on my hands, I reviewed
... and it wasn't pretty!
a little somethin' for the kid in us all. A page dedicated to our favorite
holiday of the year `round here... HALLOWEEN!
It's got lots of kewl stuff, pictures,
links to games, ghoolie recipes, HAUNTED HOUSES,
Whether you want to be a ghost, a witch, or a vampire, you can find the best halloween costumes online!
Ya'll gotta visit my friend, Reggie
Bannister's, site for his music publishing company, "Y'a Doggie Music."
He's got a CD that kicks big bootie and the words to some of his songs
are there. His piece, "Have
You Seen It?" is going to be on the roll up for Phantasm
If you're still bored and need something
to do while you're waitin' on the cappuccino... ya'll can give me a holler.
But, hey, ya'll keep it clean, ya hear? ...We got kids in here!
Vampi's Guest Book
can e-me here!
those of you who still prefer pony express or just want Fan Club information.
For you bigger folks that want
a little less talk and a lot more action, ya'll can check out my photo
gallery... theres also a biography and "stat" page for you intellectuals.
It's okay. They might be "racey," but, there ain't no nudies or nothin'...
It ain't PC and it is
But, there ain't no nudes `cuz...
sometimes ya just gotta leave somethin' to the imagination.
`Know what I mean?
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I have a special fondness for Uncle
Forey! Long, long ago, in a land far, far away (Texas, actually), Uncle
Forey gave the "Vampi" her start. He approved the red Vampi costume, the
name and the association. Uncle Forey's a regular guest on NCTV and has
always been there for me... and he's still a cutie after all these years!
J. Ackerman's site...
Gore de Vol gave Vampi her first speakin' role on Creature Feature.
(Who knew I'd have a Texas drawl!) Glad ta say, the Count's
back! Fangs for the mammories, Count!
Vampi Wants You! Are you
a comicbook writer or artist?
Take a shot at being "discovered"
for Vampi's comicbook contest!
SPEAKING OF HORROR STORIES!!!
Don't those guys in
Montana know, it's not nice to fool with Mother Nature? Check out who of
our horror buddies have been helping us out, since 1996, with our ongoing
battle to save the Yellowstone Buffalo as part of the Native American heritage! Horror
Hostess And Phantasm Hero Fight For Buffalo
Come on in and see
who I've hooked up with! Ya'll got a place in mind we should visit, feel
free to let us know. `Cause like I said, you never know who you might meet
at the Nightmarez
never know who you might meet at Nightmarez Cafe!
HERE to go to Vampi's Personals Page!
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We've had just short of 3000
folks visitin' the Vampi digs since 1996!
But we've just upgraded the
counter on July 29, 1998. Hope it works!
HEY THAT'S NOT CHERYL!
IT'S GIGI FAST ELK!
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MEET THE MISTRESS.
*Some of you
folks probably think I fell off the face of the Earth!
here find out what the G-meister's been up to lately.
(That's a Reggie-ism.)
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