Vampi
presents:
 
The Toy Coffin
Here's my little cat, Stormy.
 
Mee-OW!!
Welcome to Vampi's toy coffin!
There's nothing here that'll hurt kiddies of ANY age!
 
Although, there IS my pet monster, Fluffy, who lives in the basement... he's a real HANDful! TWO handfuls, actually.
You might kinda watch out for him around here.
So, here's some fun "stuff" for ya. Hope ya like it!
Cuz Vampi LOVES to have fun!
 
 
For some, Halloween comes but once a year. For me, EVERY day is Halloween!*
Click here for kewl Halloween stuff!
Want some kewl Halloween "STUFF?"
Click above on my ol' buddy, JACK,
and we'll take you there!
 
HEY! Want to play a GAME?
Here's some really kewl links to games.
CLICK HERE
 
 
Here's some MORE stuff!
COMING SOON!
(Okay, sooner or later. Sheesh!)
 
The adventures of
Vampi
the vegetarian Vampiretm
 
 
That OTHER Halloween chick:
Excape the Haunted mansion with
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!
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Join our friend, Cheryl Duran,
on a Tombcreepy journey into...
The Haunted Carnival!
 
 
 
Here's the
Haunted House Homepage!
 
 
Go on the RIDE OF YOUR LIFE!
Jurassic Park!
 
 
 
Pop THIS in the ol' VCR:
 
ORDER THIS REALLY KEWL VIDEO,
The Happy Haunting of America!
All about the favorite stories of Halloween
by your favorite Horror celebrities! (Rated G)
(Don't have Halloween without it!)
 
 
My buddies asked me to add this one... here ya GO!!!
Go here for the KEWLEST "jacks" around!!!!
 
 
AND, you can't have Halloween
without the King of Sing!!!
My other buddy, Bobby "Boris" Pickett
wrote the one and only
Monster Mash!
Accept no fakes!
Visit The Monster Mash site.
Tell `em Vampi sent ya!
 
 
How about reading the funny papers?
DILBERT
GARFIELD
B.C.
DRABBLE
FOXTROT
ZIGGY
LUANN
and Vampi's personal favorite...
MOTHER GOOSE & GRIMM 
This here background was TOTALLY stolen from Grimmy's site.
 
 
 
 
Would ya rather have a story?
There's nothing like a GREAT campfire story!
Since I'm Comanche, I like stories from my ancestors. So, here's some really kewl stories, from some really old places...
 
 
Come Sit By My Fire
The oldest story about mysteries of the night!
 
 
COYOTE
The story of how the stars got scattered in the sky and why Coyote howls in the night. THERE'S SOUND, TOO!
(Little Native American trivia:
During the sacred pipe ceremony...
everything and everyone moves clockwise in a circle around the fire.
Before the ceremony begins, though,
Coyote is honored by going backwards once just so nothing goes wrong!)
 
Coming soon...
Kulioscap the Warrior
A real Native American ghost story
with a neat moral on life.
 
 
 
A new item will be inside the Toy Coffin as often as we can, so be sure and check back!
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CLICK ON THE COFFIN TO EMAIL VAMPI!
Do you know of something fun for The Toy Coffin? Please let us know! To qualify for The Toy Coffin, items must be 1 free to the public as a demo or freeware, free contest / game to enter, Free to play online game, ect. 2 Fun Horror oriented! OK, got something? Click The Toy Box!
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