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A review by Vampi...SECRET WINDOW - NO SECRET

Under the "nuthin’ new under the sun" category is the latest Steven King flick, The Secret Window. It starts with the moment Johnny Depp opens the door to his lakeside cabin and the viewer is reminded of his swashbuckling in Pirates of the Caribbean. King must have bumped his wittle head in that accident - which he’s NOW made into a series - because The Secret Window is an homage to every single film he’s done! Not the LEAST of which is The Shining! It’s the mental, frustrated, eccentric writer who goes off in a typical Nicholson-esque fashion and culminates in the infamous "REDRUM" wall scrawl. PUL-EASE! Has the King left the building? Is he out of poof or did he sub out this script?

I give this film "Two Snaps" for the acting, but, NO Twist... cuz there ain’t none.

-----Vampi

 
 
 
 
 
 
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